lol start the clock now on how long before he dies of a ketamine overdose or something sus
maybe he will drive a cybertruck through the white house gates PLEASE ELON YOU CAN DO SOMETHING VERY FUNNY FOR ONCE
He needs to go on grok live or w/e rn and say he's not suicidal.
"One more thing, I am not mad. Please do not let them print in the papers that i am mad."
Jokes aside, I hope this takes an atom bomb to the dumbasses out there who still think musk is the smartest man that's ever lived. If you're that fucking dumb to not know Trump was going to use your ass then kick you to the curb, like he's done with literally every one of his business partners throughout the years, then I got a bridge to sell you.
Spending 275 million to alienate all of your customers and empower the party that has been calling for an end to your major revenue source for the past 20 years
A political master class
it was always weird to me, it's not like he was going to be able to repossess the presidency if Trump (famously reliable) didn't come through
and then have Grok chime in about white farmer genocide south africa something something
And donated $200+ million to get that same pedophile elected president
Richest man in the world, calls himself DOGE, won't even raise a private mercenary army
Cringe shit
🔥🚨 TOTAL LOSER ELON MUSK IS TOO BUSY DROOLING ON KETAMINE & FIXING HIS FAILED PENILE IMPLANT TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE EPSTEIN LIST IS A RADICAL LEFT DISGRACE! HIS TESLA STOCK IS A JOKE, HIS ROCKETS CRASH, AND NOW HE’S ATTACKING ME BECAUSE HIS TINY “TECH GENIUS” EGO CAN’T HANDLE TRUMP’S SUCCESS! MAYBE HE SHOULD FOCUS ON WALKING STRAIGHT BEFORE TALKING ABOUT ME MAYBE IT’S TIME TO SEND HIM PACKING TO SOUTH AFRICA (DOUBT THEY WOULD TAKE HIM), MAYBE MARS! WHO CARES?! AND HIS ROCKETS EXPLODE MORE THAN BIDEN’S ECONOMY! SAD SPACEX!" 🚀💥
i thought this was widely known
is this really a surprise to people?
Chuds have been in some airtight echo chambers for decades, this could actually surprise some dumbasses
Somewhere out there has to be at least one chud for whom this is a mind-blowing revelation
Hah, let's see ol' Donny wriggle his way out of this one!
i woke up to really bad derealization and this stupid fucking shit snapped me the fuck out of it lmaaao
marking this down as the greatest positive impact elon musk has had on humanity
And what are the odds elon is also a pedo. I wouldn't bet against it
You mean considering how close kimbal and Epstein were it can be assumed Elon was as well?
Homie was in the Epstein JPEGs. Why don't we start with those files?
ICE strike force has raided Starbase, Texas on allegations of human trafficking. Starbase is located on the Gulf coast less than a mile from the Mexico border.
E: lmao https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/05/musk-trump-spacex-dragon-nasa.html
Elon learning that government can easily flex on even the wealthy when it decides to give a shit.
This was literally the Dem's october surprise last election.
I'm sure it will work this time, though.
