I was just a guy, in town for the night, looking to party. I pulled up to a bar and saw a man, Barack Obama. I paid him $250 (wildest part of this story lmao) for some cocaine and we went back to my place. I lined up some slopes on a compact disc case, do one, and next thing I know - Barack Obama has a pipe out and is smoking my cocaine!?!??!

I decided this was my chance and put my hand on his thigh. He was down. We fucked - twice. So much crack was smoked, by Obama not me. AMA.

  • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    What was he like when he was smoking crack?

    Uh....

    For 250, how was the coke? Was it super hq, or did you get a few grams at a time?

    It was crack cocaine actually - which is how he was smoking it.

    What cd did you blow off of? Did you listen to it after?

    Millennium

    Did he stay for breakfast?

    No trump-anguish