• dumpster_dove [he/him]
    hexbear
    8
    9 months ago

    Not in chronological order:

    George Clooney charms the receptionist at the bottom floor

    Brad Pitt swaggers into the vault after plane 1 hits

    Matt Damon is in charge of indoctrinating and training the jihadists

    Scott Caan plants the explosives so the beams don't hold

    Julia Roberts charms the firefighters so they're late to the scene or something I'm running out of roles to think of