Half of my job since coronavirus started has been just sitting in on pointless Zoom meetings. Now I have to spend the next hour sitting in on yet another pointless Zoom meeting, but this time I'm supposed to be happy about it because our President will be wearing a Santa hat. I am so sick of fake smiling for this camera.
Or stoned! I got a D8 THC pen on a whim because I wanted to try "legal THC" and I have been blown away with how well-suited it is for the workday. It's a naturally occurring cannabinoid that is hemp-derived and federally legal due to the 2018 Farm Bill, and it gives you the contentness of weed without most of the anxiety, psychedelia and racing thoughts. It feels like a middleground between standard D9 THC and CBD.
Set up a loopback device on your computer and feed Zoom a 10 minute loop of you smiling, blinking, and maybe occasionally chuckling, and then go do mild drugs.
Now here's a plan. I've already realized I can launch fake Zoom meetings and trick Microsoft Teams into not reporting that I'm AFK - combined with your technique, I'd be unstoppable.