Your bones, creaking...joints, stiffening...brain, calcifying...you wheeze when you speak, my friend...are those little crows feet i see?
Shut up! I am young! I am young!
You're old not me! You are the one who's 30! Or 40!
Grandpa!
They are, but OP is allegedly at least 265252859812191058636308480000000
We're all going to be old geezers. Hope people will still be shitposting even then.
Are you with the Russians or a fellow CPC bot? No human could mentally do
(uint64_t)(2006 - 2023)
and get the right answer.Yes, you had already edited your comment, because I did check your answer, but you said “mental math” in the edit (^_-)
This does not feel so terrible until you remember that 2006 was the year in which the Star Wars Kid and Afro Ninja videos were uploaded to YouTube.
It however feels kinda nice to have known a time before the internet and mobile phones.
The average age of an internet user is 15 years old per the 2020 census.
Average? There’s no way! People of all ages are mostly on the internet to some extent.
Yes, there are people of all ages on the internet, but the demographic is demonstrably weighted towards the younger generations of 11-24
I was born in 2005 but I have no memory of 2006 so same for me lol
People born in 2003 are having children already, they’ve entered the workforce, and most are graduating from college. People born in 2000 are already completing masters degrees, make up a majority of the young workforce, and have an average of two children.
Your time is coming. Mortality is fleeting :3
I'm not planning on ever dying. What's gonna stop you? Are you a nerd that's gonna let bourgeois laws of mechanics and thermodynamics and entropy stop you?! I think not!
We are closer to the arrival of Haley’s Comet in 2061, then we are to the last time it was here in 1986.
The last time the comet was here, the Soviet Union was a country, Regan was president, and the Nintendo NES was just released.