Because they had no budget, and made it out of paper mache and hope.

42!

No, I don't have any thoughts.

Look, I know that the Canadian Tuxedo is a look that someone might unironically go for, but that is no excuse for stapling that thing there.

forehead pulses

Nah, I think- oh wait you want me to answer via telepathy? Okay,
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Yes, your head does indeed look like an inflamed scrotum.

What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?

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That's not a nice question

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