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That’s a good one but I’m still leaning towards just not answering the phone in the first place
Anwser the phone like "Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?" for a 85% chance for a "Sorry wrong call" :D
"Welcome to Papa's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. How may I help you?"
" you've reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "
"I hate talking on the phone and won't pick up, text me." also often works.