I bet Xi instructed Putin to request the secrets from Trump

    • MalarchoBidenism [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      The Iron Dome- it's not really a dome, a lot of people don't know that, but that's what they call it: Iron Dome. And it's a really terrific dome if you ask me. We don't have a dome but we're gonna have a wall, which is a lot better than a dome trump-anguish

    • Galli [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      Trump is more of a daytime tv viewer than a war thunder player

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Seriously lmao like Trump is giving details about flaws.

      Trumps take away from the iron dome briefing was probably that it's a literal giant dome so rockets can't hit anything under it.

  • CascadeOfLight [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    trump-anguish "I have placed information vital to the survival of Hamas into the memory systems of this R2 unit... Help me Vladimir Putin, you're my only hope."

  • Tachanka [comrade/them]
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    1 year ago

    this is like that game where you see how many wikipedia links you need to click to get to hitler

  • the_kid
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    1 year ago

    I heard China and DPRK were involved too, just every bad country is in on it

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Trump told them the one secret that holds the key to Iron Dome; One Iron Dome interceptor missile costs like 100,000$ but they still have to shoot it at the rocket you made out of 20$ of drain pipe and fertilizer.

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      It's weird how liberals are aware of the whole "the enemy is simultaneouly strong and weak" aspect of fascism and then turn around and talk about how the dumbest motherfucker in a Florida retirement community outsmarted multiple countries state department.

  • somename [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    They can’t stand the idea of the global south having any degree of agency, inventiveness, or autonomy.

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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    1 year ago

    Spinning the giant wheel of countries for a dying empire and it's vassal state to launch one more genocidal boondoggle war against, Iran, China, Russia, let's go!

    • Adkml [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Don't forget were being extra cruel to Venezuelans again to gin up support.

  • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Liberal foreign policy is just them coping with 2016 more than half a decade later.

  • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I don't think Donald Trump knows how to get past the iron dome I think if you explained it to him he wouldn't get it

  • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]
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    1 year ago

    If Putin relied on Trump to deliver sensitive information, he'd be an even bigger moron than Trump.