I think this is one of those deals where that's actually a front for a Dr. Evil type supervillain lair.
Hot take New-Age beliefs are just old glorification of the peasantry fascism as interpretted by California.
I know, I just know a lot of new-agers and they're very annoying. The amount of solipsistic individuality is frustrating because I'd love to do drugs and run around naked in the desert having sex and doing weird art projects but the people who are actually involved in those things such all the joy out of it.
Break the front window, and don't dignify them with an answer when they ask why.
Shit, DM me if that place is within a 50 mile drive of you. I could always use more friends
oh shit I think I know where that is. Hope you're enjoying it, fun town
awful name tho yeah
Because we must secure future generations for our weed plants