It should be mentioned that one of the plans was to place a booby trapped conch on the sea floor (Fidel loved scuba diving) in case he just so happened to decide to pick that specific conch up
Was one of the plans to replace one of his cigars with a stick of dynamite so that it would blow up in his face, leaving it covered in soot, thus causing him to be #canceled for doing blackface?
“I got dosed with acid once, back in ‘61. Fucking CIA agent slipped it in my drink. Che started singing, I look over, your uncle Raul’s got laser beams shooting out his eyeballs!”
It should be mentioned that one of the plans was to place a booby trapped conch on the sea floor (Fidel loved scuba diving) in case he just so happened to decide to pick that specific conch up
Was one of the plans to replace one of his cigars with a stick of dynamite so that it would blow up in his face, leaving it covered in soot, thus causing him to be #canceled for doing blackface?
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Literally yes. I'm not even joking.
I mean, not the blackface part. But they literally did try to kill him with an exploding cigar
if i remember right one of the plans was to dose with him LSD before an interview, so this isn't that implausible lol
“I got dosed with acid once, back in ‘61. Fucking CIA agent slipped it in my drink. Che started singing, I look over, your uncle Raul’s got laser beams shooting out his eyeballs!”
Probably.