Many of you may already be familiar with the term "gadgetbahn". Gadgetbahns are various transportation devices that are meant to fill the same niche as trains, but aren't trains. They serve as a sort of grift, allowing inventors to talk about how great they are compared to trains, without having to prove themselves as usable. The best examples of gadgetbahns I can think of are Elon Musk's Loop and Hyperloop, along with all the dumb stuff Dahir Insaat does. Here's a blog post about it.

Monorails are often accused of being gadgetbahns. But are they? I argue that some monorails are gadgetbahns, while others are not. Monorails have a series of issues that should be discussed:

-Often stuck with one vendor for rolling stock that can go out of business

-Switching tracks is much more complicated on most systems than regular trains (with some exceptions)

-Aren't compatible with existing rail infrastructure

-can be a bit more bouncy ride than a regular train

But let's talk about the benefits first:

-leads to a lighter streetscape compared to elevated rail

-can go up steeper grades than traditional rail

-can be automated (v.s. light rail)

-simple to construct

The ability to climb steeper grades is probably the best point here. Monorails are ideal for steep urban areas. I would argue that the best example of what monorails can do is the Shonan Monorail. It runs through steep and narrow streets along a single track in the sky. Passing points at several stations allow for trains every 7-8 minutes. I have a hard time imagining any other technology that can do this. The switches for the SAFEGE monorail technology are actually fairly simple and thus allow for easy switching. There are many monorails in Japan that have decades of service to back them up, including the Tokyo Monorail, Osaka Monorail, Chiba Monorail, and Nara Monorail. In China the Chongqing Monorail (pictured here) is the longest monorail system in the world. The Wuppertal Schwebebahn has been in operation for 120 years.

So why is the monorail considered a gadgetbahn?

Because it is so often marketed and used as such. It's used at theme parks, world's fairs, and malls. It's marketed as being ultra cheap and being able to make a profit. It's sold by private hucksters as a system better in every way than an old-fashioned train. It's amazing! It's cheap! It's the Future™!

Monorails are not immune to bad transit planning. A monorail in a one-way loop around downtown (RIP Sydney Monorail) is bad transit planning. A monorail that never gets built is even worse transit planning. The Disneyland Monorail is a gadgetbahn, but the Chongqing Monorail isn't. Why? Because the Disneyland Monorail goes in a slow, meandering, one-way loop between two stations, and the Chongqing Monorail is a rapid transit system with extensive service.

Monorails can't do everything. Save for a few examples, they are equal or worse compared to a rapid transit line. But in a few cases, they have a slight edge against traditional rapid transit and should be considered. These cases would be: -Narrow roads with steep grades (Shonan Monorail)

-Areas prone to flooding (Chongqing)

-Above a river (Wuppertal, Chiba)

In conclusion,

MONORAIL GANG, but only in niche cases

    • longhorn617 [any]
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      4 years ago

      I've been to Disney World and have never watched the Simpsons, so I'm pro monorail.

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      They got Nimoy instead of Takei because he was on some transit board and didn't wanna shit talk monorails. Based Sulu.

    • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Basically, Conan O'Brien is to blame for murdering the future of American monorails.

  • tim [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I mostly lurk on these posts but I’ve gotta say I’ve been loving your posts in !urbanism recently. Neat reads

  • Owl [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Unlike a proper gadgetbahn, a monorail is still, at worst, just a kind of shitty train. Which beats a lot of things.

    Also, gadgetbahn hot take: Some company should go around with some fancy not-a-train name, selling a regular-ass rail system with regular-ass cars with stylishly futuristic cladding. That way you can get an actual train and can replace the cars with standard ones when they hit their end of life, but the mayor writing the check still has something to point at and claim that they're a visionary.

  • RandyLahey [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    RIP in peace Sydney monorail, for a brief shining moment we were really on the map with Ogdenville and North Haverbrook

    Like one of those red tourist buses except way more expensive and with most of the stops where nobody wanted to go to, but perfect if you wanted to go from your high-powered CBD job to a shop selling fake didgeridoos

      • RandyLahey [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Its best use was randomly spraying dirty water down on fancy suits on Pitt St after it rained

  • post_trains [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Important thing about monorails or other rubber tire guideway vehicles: They’re extremely quiet compared to steel tire trains.

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I would argue that the American streetcars built over the last decade are significantly worse than monorail lines. The new builds are almost entirely in mixed traffic and in loops around the gentrified downtown. Streetcar effortpost coming soon.

      • DasKarlBarx [he/him,comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        That's cus most modern streetcar lines were built to tickle the nostalgia part of the brain and not for actual movement of people.

        So often they're used to just poke tourists around a business/hotel district and don't connect well into other modes of transit.

      • discontinuuity [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Some of my friends studied abroad in Russia and praised the street car system there. It seems like it would be more environmentaly friendly than buses and cheaper than subways or light rail. I'm looking forward to your effort post.

      • Mardoniush [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        Trams are great but need careful urban planning to avoid being surpassed by other options like...walking (looking at you Sydney George St line)

  • RedArmor [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    But Main Street's still all cracked and broken

    Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken

  • Neopergoss [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    You know we almost had monorail here in Houston, which is very prone to flooding, but the establishment all freaked out at the time that it was a waste of money so we never got it. This was around that time that the famous Simpsons episode about the monorail came out. Since then I've started to wonder if it might've actually been a good thing after all.

  • StLangoustine [any]
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    4 years ago

    There is a monorail in Moscow. I've have ridden it a bunch of times but I never thought of why it is even there. Now I wonder if it's a good monorail or a bad monorail.

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      That's a gadgetbahn. It's slow and duplicates a tram line for part of its route.

  • Tofu_Lewis [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Big monorail fan for those niche cases. Medium range with varying grade. Watching those monorail videos was a treat.

  • DirtbagVegan [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I get some of the benefits you laid out, but as far as the need to be elevated above grade, is it actually significantly cheaper than building elevated light or heavy rail?” There are a few rail or guided rubber tire people mover systems that seem to have very similar structural requirements to a monorail.

    Also have to wonder for the grade issue how much sense it makes compared to rubber tired metro like some of the Paris or Mexico City lines.