I think in elementary school I was taught that Jefferson "fell in love with a slave" but it was framed as a positive trait, proving he's not that racist. The fact that he had 6 kids with her and enslaved them until his own death was not mentioned. This is probably common knowledge around here but wtf that's probably one of the most evil things you can do
mmm he was just instilling them with hard work ethics like a good dad should do sweetie 💅
And he said, "Son, this world is rough
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I made you a slave and I said goodbye
I knew you'd have to get tough or die
And it's the slavery that helped to make you strong."
And then the boy named sue beat his father to death. what a happy ending!
Thomas Jefferson was a bean dad?