• happybadger [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I don't want to buy candy so any kids tonight can either have a bite of my dinner or hold one of my guns for a photo. Maybe shoot it in the air if it's costume-appropriate.

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    I normally only have onions to offer if kids come trick or treating, but this year i bought shallots.

    • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      At my old house I had an old apple tree in the backyard and I always left a big basket of apples outside the front door with a sign pointing out the tree. People rarely took them, but it made me happy when they did.

  • GaveUp [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    Knocking on Joe Rogan's door expecting to get some massive candy bar but he gives me an L-theanine capsule laced with DMT