Whenever my wife and I see a house for sale, we'll go on Zillow and try to guess previous selling prices. It's almost always like:

2010 - $165k

2019 - $200k

Now - $400k

I think Trump did but it was about how it's fake because it was cold that morning

Telling people who bring it up "No spoilers please, I'm waiting until the season's over to catch up"

I reply to every one I get with variations of "who is This?" or "I don't know who that is, sorry" and they never respond to me

We'll have a long memory

Given my experience with liberals (I suppose just Americans in general), that's gonna be a big from me

Louis Pasteur was woke

What is going on?

Idk I feel like the first part of the walk would be pretty varied, but once they get past the Rockies it would be so monotonous

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Ratlines

His dumb videos keep showing up on youtube despite clicking "don't show this channel" or w/e.

All his little shorts are just like variations of "Chat do you wanna know why I left blizzard? Chat... Do you wanna know why I left Blizzard? I left Blizzard because it sucked dude."

like why do they all have millions of views

"She just died? Wow. I didn't know that…Make sure to like and subscribe. What else can you say? She'd want you to smash that like button, whether you agree or not. She was an amazing subscriber who led an amazing life. I'm actually sad to hear that."

He sounds like Hans Moleman lmao

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Can't wait to grab something only to have the price change by the time I get to the register