I taught the intern how to edit pages in and out of a pdf, does that count?

A beanis. A beanis. My linen coat for a beanis

who needs oppressors?

Like, who should be oppressed right now? The bourgeoisie, I think

The only thing that would be more fitting is Thatcher's grave catching on fire because of reduced safety standards, and no one's able to put it out because they ran out of piss

Oh course he did, wasn't Zelensky also an unfunny reactionary "comedian"?

All I have to say is that the big thing on the wall looks kinda delicious?

Ask for it, coward

Really gunning for that most lethal army in the world title

What if I say two state solution: North Palestine and South Palestine

That's possible? That would be extremely funny

Now I want to read it though

I stared at this trying to understand what a guardian parrot is

Is a handler someone who helps suiters not bump into everything?

In my endless resourcefulness, I've solved this problem for free with a little trick I like to call dissociative episode

$8 for those? Fuck it, I'm selling 3D printed knickknacks to furries for a living

For every country, at any given time the chances of an US invasion could be low, but they're never zero

In hindsight, Sasuke would be pretty based if he didn't suck

This is where I draw the line, you own your own

Pretty sure wanting to invade other countries is a requirement for being the br*tish PM. It's engraved in the king's scepter or something

Probably because of the top half though, the second half is 🧊🍑