Some guy will post a picture of a pretty standard looking pepperoni pizza and say: "Imagine not living in new york." And then there's the whole bodega discourse, which is also funny. "For you non-new yorkers, let me explain: a bodega is not a corner store. It's a place where you can buy gatorade, toilet paper, AND eggs." Thank you sir for explaining that to a slack-jawed yokel such as myself.
My favourite capitalism Murican brained thing is people saying how cool their area is for having x fast food chain
And you can tell how depraved Texas is because they're like this about whataburger of all mushy, mediocre slop
Whataburger is super overrated but the chicken biscuit hits at 2 am after drinking all night
Their burgers are shit I literally never get them