It was lunchtime and I was about to enjoy the mayonnaise sandwich that Mama had packed for me (plain white bread, I'm not a savage) but when I opened up my lunchbox there was only a tiny President Xi inside and no sandwich. I started crying and asking him what he did with my food but all he did was laugh and Fortnite dance at me
Help pls what do?
In light of this blatant defying of the rules-based international order, I am now compelled to call for a strong and immediate NATO intervention to maintain the peace