They lured me in with their tales of a communist utopia and then bonked me on the head with a cartoon mallet. Next thing I know I'm trapped in this cage, covered in stock image watermarks. They took all of my nests. Now I have no investment property and a social credit score of -666 (scariest number!)

I should have known that their propaganda was too good to be true. Now I'm forced every day to post about peepee and poopoo, instead of cashing in on my hard-earned investment property.

#FreeOwl🦉🇺🇦🇹🇼🇮🇱