Your average person had an immense vocabulary to explain daily stressors. For example, they burnt the casserole they'd exclaim "well tinker with my stinker!" or the dog ran outside without a leash "suck my pisser!" We need to bring this back. Today it's all fuck, shit, piss, ass with no mind paid to the details of the English language.
Oh they’ve been cruising alright
Americans have been cruising for a bruising for 235 years
Edit: misread this as cruise like cruise ship, oh well