• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    1 year ago

    You can tell this is fiction because in real life, the cops would already be tackling him to the ground and dislocating his shoulders

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      1 year ago

      Shoulder length hair? Small amount of stubble around the chin? Eyes pointed downward and to the right as you tilt up your nose? Twinkish forearms and assbone?

      Dude's crunked out of his fucking Easter basket.