• UlyssesT [he/him]
    hexbear
    18
    11 months ago

    DAE FOR EVERY LE ANIMAL YOU DO NOT EAT THIS BAZINGA WILL EAT TWO hypersus

      • UlyssesT [he/him]
        hexbear
        13
        11 months ago

        They'll use anything from caveman LARPing to "law of the jungle" biotruths that don't really apply to DoorDash sent to their door to false equivalencies about how plants can feel pain to somehow justify their dae le epic bacon treats. If none of that works, the mask sometimes comes off and they try to sound tough and cool and subversive by triggering the le annoying vegans with their vivid announcements of enjoying cruelty hypersus

          • UlyssesT [he/him]
            hexbear
            5
            edit-2
            11 months ago

            Primordially essential nutrients derived from industrial pink slime with cheap preservative-laced breading and HFCS imitation honey mustard. so-true