I know I'm being a big baby when it comes to how worse things could be for me but heck if I keep see-sawing between "oh shit I'm not getting enough hours" and "I don't want to be here this sucks."

I'm so fucking bored of podcasts. This job is starting to get proper mind numbing.

He cares what the worst people think about him

So she's a travel columnist and she doesn't do the thing the people do where she travels?

yeah and it works way better

Unlike every other time you see an escort like this, the cops are afraid someone's gonna set him free

Reporting in from my work van 11 hours after clock in to say I had a really hecky day and I might make a chat post about it but probably I'll just feed cats and sleep when I get home close to midnight.

Some guy just randomly came up to me on the street and asked me to help him load something heavy to his car. Fuck off even if you're not a murderer!

Friends

handle conflicts with dialogue?

The longer I hold out the more I punish myself with the knowledge that it's just going to be me anyway

Okay but using China as an example of good things happening is kinda cheating

Talkin roommates

I've been playing chicken for the last few months with cleaning the bathroom we all share. I was the last one to clean it and I don't want to be the only one who does, but it's starting to smell like a concert port-a-potty.

Sad but inevitable. A credit to the site for how long it kept going without collapsing on itself. It was nice to have the opportunity to step out of yourself and embrace a cute/cheerful/puppygirl affect.

Hey you know that thing we pretend police are? We should have that but just for ourselves.

sick of positive sounding headlines about renewable energy that bury the lede that carbon energy isn't being replaced. It's all just added capacity. We have to shut down plants.

"Look! Market forces are solving the problem for us! The system works!"

Meanwhile those same market forces leading private owners of planet killing factories leaving them on because the money they print still spends.

if reddit dies there will be nothing to put at the end of a google search to make it work

Watching this account get used for upset back and forth arguments quoting every line of the previous reply feels like such a violation of the tone of the bit it's honestly kinda upsetting

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holy shit I fucking hate living with this failson princeling piece of shit fascist inheritor landlord

listening vicariously to tim fucking pool idly speculating the last mass shooter must have been trans

I can't even go to my own fucking kitchen without feeling like I'm going out into public

chud public

My hopes are expressed perfectly by a step function that decreases with each sentence.