I can't. Every fucking night they come and bother me about "posting hog posting hog". I don't even know what that means nowadays. I hide myself under the sheets but that only makes them come closer. "Pig poop balls pig poop balls". LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. I'm tired of hearing about this pig shit. Every day, my head bumping and pulses about posting hog. I can't think. I can barley breathe. They come to me at my work. Pull me aside. Show me pictures of pigs with oversized balls with shit on top of them. I can't take it no more. My eyes feel unclean. If pork if unclean than so is the ball of pig I tell myself. I rub isopropyl alcohol onto my eyes just to get the filth of hog out, only then I feel clean.

They mock me. Tell me "oink oink" "post hog oink oink". Every fucking day I almost die from drowning in the hog.

  • SiliconDon [he/him]
    ·
    1 year ago

    I might as well tell the story again, since I had a hand in it.

    Content Warning: slurs, antisemitism, homophobia, nsfw

    It started like any other day on r/chapotraphouse with a nazi troll trying to start trouble:

    Show

    Are all of you guys cucks or what's the deal?

    Only an idiot or someone 100% brainwashed by the Jew owned Zio-Media doesn’t believe in racial differences in intelligence. Humans, separated for hundreds of thousands of years developed distinct skin tones, facial characteristics, etc, but somehow throughout all these hundreds of thousands of years the brain of each separated population evolved in the exact same way???

    Well if you still hold on to your current beliefs after reading this, that must make you a cuck.

    I’ve come to the conclusion that if you believe in evolution and you think about it hard enough, then you ought to be a Nazi.

    So come join the light side of the force before you waste your life away as some sorry Commie cuck that will be unfulfilled and sad and weak as shit.

    There were the usual bickering and dunks in the comments. Someone accused him of being a virgin and he made the bold claim that he could get “any girl” he wanted. Someone else asked for pics to prove it, but he didn’t respond - probably because his account consisted of nothing but antisemitic hate-speech.

    I got curious. What were the odds this idiot has a Twitter or Instagram with that same username? I searched for it, there was one non-reddit result: A gay porn site with a photo of a guy choking the life out of his dick, with a caption saying he wanted to find a guy to jack off with, posted one day after he joined reddit.

    At that point I had no choice: It was my duty to post.

    Rather than linking directly to nudes in the comments I linked the google search for his username and posed a question: What are the odds someone else uses that exact username and posted a pic of himself to a porn site the day after this guy joined reddit?

    Show

    Even I doubted that it was him, until he responded, saying that it was an unflattering picture and that he looked better now: Confirmation!

    People were curious and started complementing him and wooing him to post a better pic. The next thing I knew he posted again, soliciting people to DM his new & improved dick pics.

    Show

    As you might imagine, a closeted-gay-nazi offering to post nudes to a predominantly anti-fascist subreddit was hilarious. There was a feeding frenzy. He kept posting for a little while but in the end his nature got the better of him; he got a little too fascist, and was banned. He deleted all his posts, but from the ashes a new meme was born.

    I think of “post your hog" as a perfect mirror to the old misogynist "Tits or GTFO". It deflects and emasculates bad faith posters there to spread hate.

    You think you’re the master race?
    Show your dick and we’ll be the judge
    You think trans people should have their genitals inspected?
    Let's have a look at your little pecker first
    You want to tell women what they can do with their bodies?
    Hog out or log out