What if we, haha, (sorry this is too good so I keep laughing.) What if we compare Xi to a yellow bear?
And, get this, not just any yellow bear, we compare him Winnie the Pooh?
The CCP will never recover.
I am not racist him being yellow is just a coincidence, shut up.
Hold on, what if we said that Xi and Putin were totally GAY and loved to SUCK EACH OTHER'S DICKS
Excuse me, I have to go to the emergency room bc I broke my shoulder patting myself on the back so hard
So you're telling me I have a chance with Daddy Xi?