the volcel police were coming but i threw a big stick labeled "homophobia" on the ground in front of it and they all tripped over it and fell on each other, because of course they did
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
His writing is almost as bad as mine.
Also, he’s got kind of a cute look going on, I can fix him
You can't fix that hairline comrade.
You can shave it for fucks sake. Or transplant some hairs in a Turkish clinic. As good intended to (just look at Jesus' luscious hairs).
the volcel police were coming but i threw a big stick labeled "homophobia" on the ground in front of it and they all tripped over it and fell on each other, because of course they did
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.