They smelled like beans and mushrooms and when I shook their hand they gave me a small rat and told me it was "one for the road".

They had green skin like a goblin and had a shirt that said "Xi is my god".

I didn't feel safe. Be careful out there, and lock your doors too because I hear they steal your passive income.

    • forcequit [she/her]
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      10 months ago

      I unabashedly denounce meeting irl, I care for a lot of you but trust few. This site's history is pockmarked with bad actors, and dedicated ones at that. Just the nature of the internet, don't cross the streams etc

      I'll stick to merely supplanting social interaction rather than try actualising it.

      Also giant-rat