They smelled like beans and mushrooms and when I shook their hand they gave me a small rat and told me it was "one for the road".
They had green skin like a goblin and had a shirt that said "Xi is my god".
I didn't feel safe. Be careful out there, and lock your doors too because I hear they steal your passive income.
I met a hexbear one time and I was loudly told to get back inside because I was mistaken for a cat (I'm small and covered in fur)