lol jk fuck them jarheads.

  • WilsonWilson [comrade/them, he/him]
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    1 year ago

    I've always wanted to create a ecommerce site that has a checkout cart with a check box marked:

    [ ] Veterans and First Responders

    and if you check the box it adds %10 to the total bill.

    • edge [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Maybe not first responders since that includes firefighters and EMTs.

      • Zoift [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        To be honest, i fucking hate getting lumped in with cops for weird discounts & "thank you for your service" shit. Goes to my co-workers heads and they're already chuddy enough. It would be a hilarious bit.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Adds 10% onto the bill and changes the recipient on the shipping label to "War Criminal".