You lefties might not believe it, but Dirt_owl shat on my face. You might say "oh that's a totally normal thing for a smelly owl to do", but trust me it was bad.

First of all, I don't even live in Australia!! It takes a truly disrespectful bird to fly around the world and shit on people's faces. I've smelled plenty of owls in my life but this one was by far the worst. That's how I knew who it was.

I saw them fly over the horizon. They were doing a :sicko yes: face. I knew something bad was about to happen so I did a :sicko no: face. It only seemed to give them more energy and shit on me even faster.

If you are capable of self crit, you'll think twice before giving this wacky owl your unconditional support.