Sorry, Hexchan, your violent trolling has convinced me that communism is a meanie pants religion. I am now a capitalist. You now owe me 100 (one hundred) tasty grasshoppers for every owl post on Hexbear.net thank you for your cooperation.
I have become the master of capitowl.
You have one owl appreciation day and this happens.
How come I only get ONE day hmm?
A Randian super owl like me should at least get a week
As i recall, COMRADE Owl, you resented your appreciation day. You REJECTED our love. Maybe you were a capitalist wrecker all along? Hmmmmmmmmm?
I was only in it for the free grasshoppers. Sorry but the only comrade in my life is the hustlegrind-
Yeah no I can't keep the capitalist persona up, I think I'm gong to vomit 🤮