I keep thinking of bad things and then say "wow I bet Hexbear would like this thing" and then I smugly smile while shit leaks out of my pants. Both ends.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    i wish i could block tankies too. just the thought of one being next to me scares me so much that i wet myself quite frequently. they mentally masturbate to bad things instead of good things.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      Can confirm that I mentally masturbate to line going down instead of line going up.