I was just a guy, in town for the night, looking to party. I pulled up to a bar and saw a man, Barack Obama. I paid him $250 (wildest part of this story lmao) for some cocaine and we went back to my place. I lined up some slopes on a compact disc case, do one, and next thing I know - Barack Obama has a pipe out and is smoking my cocaine!?!??!

I decided this was my chance and put my hand on his thigh. He was down. We fucked - twice. So much crack was smoked, by Obama not me. AMA.

  • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    10 months ago

    story checks out, the guy who randomly shouts INTERRUPTION and grabs the spliff when it's not his turn would also smoke all his date's crack obama-spike