It's a bowling date. Very first ball. When the clerk asked my name I said Mr. Balls and it's on the scoreboard above me. All the pressure in the world is on my shoulders like Atlas. I turn to face my date, announce that "This is why they call me Mr. Balls", and throw it down the lane. The stars align and I get my only strike of the night.

That is why they call me Mr. Balls.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    1 year ago

    I feel like calling yourself Mr Cum and immediately throwing the ball into the gutters is way easier

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      1 year ago

      That was most of the rest of the night for me. It turns out I can't bowl for shit.