I've definitely turned into the paranoid nutcase within my friend group in recent years, I hate that everything is "smart" nowadays requiring an app/internet connection & account, just to do basic things that didn't require any of that before.
What's some things currently making you ramble like an old man?
Casual language is hyperbolic and violent.
Does everything you do need to sound like you'll stop at nothing to avenge the rape and murder of your family?
War on drugs/terror/whatever.
Battle with (insert illness here)
People that internet people disagree with are unhinged/deranged/(ableist slur here).