• Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    Next ship Iran sends should be full of empty barrels and a host of booby traps. First jackbooted thug to step foot on the vessel activates the lot.

    America then crying to the UN trying to justify invading Iran: "They sunk one of our ships while we were trying to steal their oil!"

    • GrumpigPoopBalls [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      a ship full of empty barrels rigged with looney tunes-style traps such as an empty barrel tied to a rope that causes a large anvil to fall on whoever moves it