Greetings dear lemm.ee folks,
I'm not like those other mean Hexbearians. I'm one of the good ones, I promise. I just want choke
I just want you to love me. I'm so sorry for being on Hexbear. Please, please forgive me. I'll do anything. Anything.
Do you want me to stop using emojis? Done. No more PPB? Done. Intense sobbing
I hereby forswear socialism. I'm a liberal now. Do you love me now? Please? Please? Just pick me.
I humbly request that all parties involved in the comments refrain from using slurs or name-calling to reduce the workload on mods and admins.
Edit: @comr@hexbear.net got banned. Eat shit
the seeming insincerity is a mask. the truth is that we take everything extremely seriously at all times and make black humor to lighten the psychological load. you'll see the dynamic in action when you wander into one of our patented Struggle Session threads, wherein we argue the ethics of rock stacking, and the veganness of outdoor cats.