I messed up, y'all. I'm on vacation with my family, and we are completely and utterly out of cash. We do everything with credit cards, and we exhausted most of the Emergency Cash Stash on a charmingly sketchy mini golf place that was cash-only and almost certainly reports an operating loss to the government every year. That plus tips for housekeeping has left us with less than a buck in change.

The problem is, we're leaving the hotel tomorrow... and I have no cash for the final housekeeping tip. The ghost of Barbara Ehrenreich is making very disappointed sounds at me right now, and I need to make her stop by getting some dollar bills in my hand some way before 11:00 AM.

  • The front desk can't charge a gratuity to the credit card
  • The credit card company will happily give us a highway-robbery-level cash advance at an ATM as long as we wait 7-10 days to get a PIN in the mail
  • The glove box and center console of the car have nothing but masks and straws
  • Food Lion and other stores will give you cash back but only if you pay with a debit card which I did not bring because ??????

I'm at a loss. What do I do here? Buy a gift card and print it out? Wait at the snack counter and barter with people? Please help me make a working person's day slightly better instead of slightly worse tomorrow.

    • impiri@lemm.ee
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      10 months ago

      This might just work! The nearest branch is 15 minutes away and opens at 9. I will pay a terrible domestic price by abandoning family duty during a check-out morning, but I'll have three hours to explain class solidarity during the drive home

      • SteamedHamberder [he/him]
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        10 months ago

        Honestly if your checkout time is 11:00 you should be fine. You'll just need an ID and they'll probably ask you to confirm some personal information.