• Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    10 months ago

    As an Asian person, am I supposed to use the yellow emoji or the white emoji if that's closer to my actual skin tone?

    Please help me crowdfund to get an answer from America's foremost emoji raceologists.

    • Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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      10 months ago

      If you have calipers on hand, could you take the normal measurements of your skull and send them to me? I'll get back to you within 3-7 business days on which emoji is most applicable. Please include $20 dollars in vbucks as payment.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      10 months ago

      I don’t have an answer for you, but I am offering a position at the Democracy Institute for Equality and Business Think Tank