Bribery is actually cool, so long as you do it in the most ridiculous way imaginable. Like that Chinese businessguy giving Hunter a giant gem, or this fucker and his gold bars. I wanna see dudes driving away in a tanker truck of oil after voting to start harvesting whale oil, I want to see a senator taking a Faberge egg in exchange for supporting Guantanamo 2: The ReGuantanamo-ing, shit like that