If you see Dianne Feinstein, DO NOT approach it.

If Dianne Feinstein speaks to you or makes nondirected noises, DO NOT listen to it.

If someone has had postmortem contact with Dianne Feinstein, REPORT them to the nearest military official and DO NOT risk bodily contact even to render first aid.

Californians still within the evacuation zone by 0900 on 30 September 2023 risk indiscriminate military action. Bombardment will continue across the evacuation zone until Dianne Feinstein is once more verified dead at age 90.

    • happybadger [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Any civilian within the evacuation zone after 0900 on 30 September 2023 will be presumed to have had postmortem contact with Dianne Feinstein. This may result in detention, medical examination, or intentional/unintentional military action against you.

      • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]
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        1 year ago

        At this point we're all going to be exposed to Dianne Feinstein and if no one else is going to take precautions I don't see why I should have to either.

        • happybadger [he/him]
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          1 year ago

          If you are exposed to Dianne Feinstein, IMMEDIATELY flee the area. Thoroughly wash all exposed skin. Remove clothing worn at the time and burn it. NOTIFY the nearest military official about exposure.

            • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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              1 year ago

              I heard reports of Long Liberal developing after exposure; the infected chanting "Blue Wave!" and "Joe Biden is the most progressive president since FDR!"

              Can't we agree to all work together and Flatten The Curve Dianne Frankenstein?