Volcel police can't arrest me, I have diplowlmatic immunity 
I am sick of conservative weenies saying tattoos are ugly or self-mutilation or whatever. They're dorks, losers, dweebs even. Tattoos are ART. Hot, sexy ART. Anyone who says otherwise is a repressed nerdlinger that needs to remove the broom from their ass. I see a dude with some sweet tattoos and I'm like damn he's pretty as shit.
I always feel like I'm in the minority for not thinking tattoos are sexy.
fr everyone 10+ years older than me (e.g. grandpa coded) has bizarro dumbass reasons for hating them and everyone my age/younger has equally dumb reasons for being obsessed with them but I just sit quietly hoping for communism.