With the conflict in Gaza provoking debate over what constitutes a violation of international humanitarian law, The Onion asked Americans to define a “war crime,” and this is what they said.
“A war crime is anything that makes the U.N. go, ‘Oh my stars!’ and faint before getting up to do nothing.”
"How to put this… When two crimes love each other very much and want to make a war crime, a magical stork flies over an orphanage, dusting the children with mustard gas."
"How to put this… When two crimes love each other very much and want to make a war crime, a magical stork flies over an orphanage, dusting the children with mustard gas."
lol that one got me to say, "jesus christ" out loud.