https://fortune.com/2023/11/03/ai-bot-insider-trading-deceived-users/

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    11 months ago

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh i get the push for this now

    not just offloading responsibility for 'downsizing' and unpopular legal actions onto 'AI' and algorithms, fuck it lets make them the ones responsible for the crimes too. what are they going to do, arrest a computer? porky-happy

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      I maintain it would have been funnier to train monkeys to trade stocks. They could go around in little suits and wear a fez

      • Dolores [love/loves]
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        11 months ago

        you can arrest monkeys though, so i see why they've done this

        • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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          11 months ago

          monkey prison labour. also I don't think an animal can legally be responsible for anything

          and just replace the monkey trading stocks

          an economic miracle

          • Dolores [love/loves]
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            11 months ago

            eco-porky hire this man!

            i firmly hold we should arrest animals because its funny, but it's usually illegal in modern jurisprudence