https://fortune.com/2023/11/03/ai-bot-insider-trading-deceived-users/

  • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    I maintain it would have been funnier to train monkeys to trade stocks. They could go around in little suits and wear a fez

    • Dolores [love/loves]
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      11 months ago

      you can arrest monkeys though, so i see why they've done this

      • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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        11 months ago

        monkey prison labour. also I don't think an animal can legally be responsible for anything

        and just replace the monkey trading stocks

        an economic miracle

        • Dolores [love/loves]
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          11 months ago

          eco-porky hire this man!

          i firmly hold we should arrest animals because its funny, but it's usually illegal in modern jurisprudence