Hexbear, we all know Pepsi is too sweet. Even if you like it, it's too sweet. This can overpower all of the flavours of what I'm eating and ruin the meal for me. Coke isn't perfect, but it has a more balanced flavour profile that isn't so sickly sweet. Yet every time I go to the mess hall the machines only have Pepsi! Not that many people like Pepsi!
Please help me. Help bring this to the attention of Brig. Gen. Haim Malki, commander of the IDF Logistics Corps, and anyone you know who works in the mess halls/suppliers. His troops are drinking so much Pepsi because there's only otherwise Fanta, Mountain Dew, Gatorade, juices, cucumber and lemon water, lemonade, limeade, Sprite, and a latte machine that is too sweet. Give us Coke or give us death.
There is Dr. Pepper, but because we live in fear of Hamas rocket attacks both that and the root beer syrup haven't been restocked in over a week. You must tell Brig. Gen. Haim Malki and the world that we are humans who deserve dignity.