What would happen if @Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net succeeded in peddling NFTs to the Republic of Hexbear? There would set in an era of the blackest reaction in all the capitalist and colonial websites, the working posters and the oppressed lurkers would be seized by the throat, the positions of international communism would be lost. 
Hey, quit mocking it. I already bought the Oily Owl that has a cowboy hat and pink feathers. Stop trying to deflate my investment!