• Egon [they/them]
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    8 months ago

    I thought otters were just hairy twinks? Fuck my terminology is all outta wack.
    Gonna maintain that that tiny Italian boy is a twink tho. If I can throw you around you are not in the hunk spectrum

    • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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      8 months ago

      Ottermode is a physique thing - muscular but also skinny, no pecs + all abs

      Also also he's over 6 feet tall. I will not stand for this twunk erasure!

      • Egon [they/them]
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        8 months ago

        Sorry I'm the meterstick of twinks. I toss twinks. If I can toss you, you're a twink, and I can definitely toss that tiny itty bitty Italian

          • Egon [they/them]
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            8 months ago

            It's a burden really. I can't get too strong or suddenly everybody is a twink, but I have to work out or else no one is a twink. I am like Atlas, carrying the world on my shoulder and also sometimes my hips or other parts of my body

              • Egon [they/them]
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                8 months ago

                I'm still mad about the abs=twink argument. Anyone can get abs no matter their muscle definition, it's not a muscle thing.