• zifnab25 [he/him, any]
    hexbear
    9
    7 months ago

    Me, a player: "So my options are the left door or the right door?"

    You, the DM: "Yes."

    Me, a player: "I choose the left door."

    You, the DM: "FUCK!" tears up 300 pages of notes

    • @H1jAcK@lemm.ee
      hexbear
      3
      7 months ago

      Yeah, but I actually have a DM like this. He put a giant, ominous, spectral raven on a passenger boat with us, and we all said, "uh, fuck that, let's walk away." So the session ended about 5 minutes later as he "got a call" about a very important excuse he needed to take care of.