Now he has to figure out how to court her

"Media interest" is a much higher risk than any level-appropriate encounter.

Surprise Magic Items

Are adventurers like black widows or blue-ringed octopi to dragons?

House rule: If it's in the expanded rules, NPCs don't have access to the spell.

Don't worry the new version of D&D will fix the issue.

Tales From the Tables episode 44: Steel, Blood and Fire.

I love my players

I think the DM got tired of our sidetrack

Fix This

Searing Vengeance be like

Tonight we play!!

If you want healing so much, get your complaining butts back here.

Stop in next week for more spellcasting tips from Advice Goblin.

500 Hours in MS Paint

He remembers all the realms

"They said my power was petrifying gays, but it works on straight people fine?"

Can you think of any others?

To Dream the Impossible Dream

Low-effort illustration of scene from this week