happybadger [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 7 months agoWARNING: The Hamas Threat Level today is ORANGE. I repeat, ORANGE.message-squaremessage-square25 fedilinkarrow-up173file-text
arrow-up173message-squareWARNING: The Hamas Threat Level today is ORANGE. I repeat, ORANGE.happybadger [he/him] to chapotraphouse • 7 months agomessage-square25 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]hexbear23·7 months agoThere's a terror tunnel under my toilet and little Hamas fighters are shooting poisoned arrows into my b-hole giving me the diarrhea. link
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexagonhexbear22·7 months agoI don't even use my toilet anymore because Hamas could come out of the pipes like a snake. I just go in a litter box. It's safer. link
minus-squaresupafuzz [comrade/them]hexbear16·7 months agoBecause Hamas doesn't know how to tunnel in sand? Come on now link
minus-squarehappybadger [he/him]hexagonhexbear12·7 months agoI use the little rake to make sure there aren't any hamases hiding in it. I also only buy kitty litter that's made in America. link
minus-squaresupafuzz [comrade/them]hexbear10·7 months agoI don't know, I'd probably just hold it, better safe than sorry link
There's a terror tunnel under my toilet and little Hamas fighters are shooting poisoned arrows into my b-hole giving me the diarrhea.
I don't even use my toilet anymore because Hamas could come out of the pipes like a snake. I just go in a litter box. It's safer.
Because Hamas doesn't know how to tunnel in sand? Come on now
I use the little rake to make sure there aren't any hamases hiding in it. I also only buy kitty litter that's made in America.
I don't know, I'd probably just hold it, better safe than sorry
GOOD post
Hamas shit my pants too!